• E4
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 25th August 2005

Charlie tells Dennis he might have cancer, who tells Mac and Dee. They decide to find a woman to sleep with Charlie. Dennis decides the Waitress will sleep with Charlie out of pity after he sees her wearing a Livestrong bracelet; after he tells the Waitress about Charlie, she hits on Dennis and they sleep together. Mac pays her to sleep with Charlie as well. Charlie tells Dennis he lied about having cancer so the Waitress would like him and reveals they never had sex. Mac starts dating a trans woman, and after accidentally punching her is chased by two men for committing a hate crime. The Waitress refuses to return the money.

• E5
• 0 hrs 21 min
• 1st September 2005

After Paddy's is robbed, Mac and Dennis decide to buy a gun. Dee's new boyfriend Colin encourages the idea and takes her to a firing range. Charlie's landlord Hwang demands that he pay the rent. He joins Dennis and Mac in shooting the new gun and then takes the gun home to use to intimidate Hwang. Dennis suspects that Colin is the robber so they bait him into robbing Paddy's again; Dennis shoots an intruder at Paddy's, who turns out to be Charlie trying to pay his rent. While the gang take Charlie to the hospital, Colin robs the bar again.

• E6
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 8th September 2005

Mac and Dee find a dead old man at Paddy's. The man's attractive granddaughter Rebecca shows up, and Mac and Dennis vie for her affection by claiming they knew him. When Dee and Charlie visit Dee's grandfather at a nursing home; Dee has a panic attack and leaves Charlie alone with him, who thinks he is Dennis and asks him to bring him a box from storage. At Rebecca's grandfather's funeral, Dennis and Mac bring a group of homeless men to pose as his friends and Dennis gives a speech. Charlie discovers the box is full of Nazi memorabilia and a uniform, and after he and Mac unsuccessfully try to sell it to a museum, they burn it. Dennis brags that he slept with Rebecca, and Mac tells him about his grandfather.

• E7
• 0 hrs 19 min
• 15th September 2005

When the gang hears news of their former gym teacher Coach Murray getting arrested for molesting his students, including the McPoyle brothers, Charlie suddenly gets nervous and Dee and Dennis conclude that Charlie might have been one of the victims. Meanwhile Mac becomes jealous that he was not a victim. Charlie confronts the McPoyles, knowing they are lying about having been molested; they remind him he drunkenly gave them the idea a year ago, and insist he also claim abuse. Mac visits Coach Murray at his home and unsuccessfully hits on him. Dee and Dennis tell Charlie's mother he was molested, and she stages an intervention with the McPoyles, forcing Charlie to falsely admit to being molested. The McPoyles take Charlie to the police station to make a report, who exposes their scheme.

• E8
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 29th January 2006

Dennis and Dee's father Frank (Danny DeVito) abruptly appears, scaring Dennis, who accidentally runs over Charlie with his car. Frank tells Dee and Dennis that he is divorcing their mother and giving away all his money so he can spend more time with them; they storm off and rob his house. Frank, Mac, and Charlie go to a strip club where Charlie, in a wheelchair, gets free lapdances from strippers. The five return to Charlie's before leaving Frank with the two strippers; Frank decides he wants to move in with Charlie and offers to pay his rent. Mac and Dennis get their own wheelchairs and try to pick up women at the mall, but Dee is already there in a body brace and crutches. Charlie impersonates a disabled veteran and returns with Frank to a strip club before they are kicked out. Mac and Dennis drive drunk to the strip club and hit Dee and Frank with their car, injuring everyone.